It's always been big business blowing smoke up Trump's ass, but the Nation's 250th -- a contrived bit of theatre, has revealed the absurdity of building a nation around one man's fragile ego. When an Olympian canoeist is charged with a felony for poking around in the reflecting pool as the entire body of water is engulfed in catastrophic algae overbloom and systemic failure of the $14.2 Million paint job done by Trump's fuckin' pool guy, in order to satisfy an autarch's vanity, you know we have ate the shite.